The view outside is sterile

halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

darrynek:

*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired

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sapper-mike:

How about…go fuck yourself

snorlaxatives:

my favorite character from lilo and stitch was ruben because he was just like stitch just fatter and lazier and all he did was make sandwiches

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relahvant:

look a tthis idiot i want 40

relahvant:

look a tthis idiot i want 40

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jaclcfrost:

i found it

i found the best website

(Source: jaclcfrost)

niallscraic:

i swear July only lasted 3 minutes

an-excess-of-tennant:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

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“What an unexpected -“

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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

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“You’re trapped!”

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“By societal convention!”

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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

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This show is fucking brilliant.

you read that in his voice don’t deny it

(Source: phinflynn)

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